JORTS? or not to JORTS?
On the evening of January 31st, 2009 Justin and I attended my co-worker Lizzy and her husband Andy's dual Birthday Party at their home in Gilbert. Their choosen theme this year was "Jorts"- and if you're wondering what that means.. .you're not alone I had to have this explained to me myself...
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
Now anyone who knows my dear husband well, knows what a challenge I have with him when it comes to "dressing up in themed costumes"- unless of course he has choosen the theme himself- so Justin and I decided to protest this theme and not wear "Jorts" - a bold move seens how we've only know Lizzy and Andy for less then 6 months.
Instead we knew that Andy was planning on dressing up a "Gentleman Jorts" so we decided a the only way to get out of wearing "Jorts" was to come as his Fan Club- luckily he accepted us and didn't cut off our jeans at the door :)
Happy Birthday Lizzy and Andy!!! Very creative theme!!!!
Where oh where are these pictures? Because... I think I actually wear Jorts on a regular basis, and I pretend that they are capri pants. Same thing? Not the same thing? Are they like capris for men? Better long shorts than shorty shorts, yes?